One time in high school, we decided to pull a prank on our choir teacher. So we got a giant stuffed teddy bear, and we emptied all the stuffing. I got inside the teddy bear, and when I got to school at six in the morning, we put the teddy bear inside his office. I was in it, obviously; I was too big so I couldn’t get all the way inside it, so my legs were sticking out of it, so we put the bottom part of it in a box, and stuffed newspaper in it, and on the teddy bear was a sign that said “Thank You Mr. Cobb”. So when he came in–and I was in there for about a half hour, by the way–he came in, turned on the lights, and walked in his office, he just looked at the bear, and said “I’ll get to that in a minute.” And he walked out of his office for a few minutes, and he came back, he picked up the card, and I jumped. When I jumped, I tried to jump out of the box, but my legs had fallen asleep, so I just fell over. But, before I even took off the bear head, he knew it was me. He said “Good morning, Brian.
- Brian Holden, Starkid