If you look further down, where Jack the Ripper is listed, it actually says… Jack the Stripper.damn well they did say please there go my weekend plans
Mum:
Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
Hi guys
Ive not abandoned you, I’m just in Devon right now with Tamar (perfectlyandbeautifully) and I have only just found free wifi! So hi, I love you, and me and Mar will have a load of photos and gifs and videos for you when we get back :D Stay beautiful!
i hate when someone is pretty and also funny like stop that you only get one
Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body
1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.”
2. Don bikini.










