Sometimes I think I’ve mastered the art of social interaction and then I go and do something like walk in on someone in the bathroom and I realise that I am still a goon
Hahahaha so I just watched the walking dead.
I’m gonna go curl up in a ball and die now.
- rick grimes in every episode of twd ever
I don’t play hard to get I play hard to get rid of
“You fool. No man can kill me.”
How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?
Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy
I wish I had seen this quote when I still had gym class.
:O my friend said this and I thought it was original! Either he’s a cheat or just very clever ;)
women are better than men = misandry
men are better than women = misogyny
men and women are equal = feminism
everyone is equal but also shit = misanthropy,
everyone’s equal when they’re dead = lesmiserables
everyone’s dead = supernatural
everyone’s important = doctor who
everyone’s an idiot = sherlock
everyone’s food = hannibal