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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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ohh-bother:


pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

ohh-bother:

pixiedust-paycheck:

I can’t

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock

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deathwingstolemyepicz:

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

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childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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haikujitsu:

naturalscorpiosub:

itsalongwayup:

captainshaythegreat:

prettylittlesouthernbeauty:

spazzifyouwantto:

thisstoryuntold:

LOL brilliant 
he straight up just WALKED through that shit
this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.

best play ever.

I have to reblog this again. I laughed for like ten mins in class about it.

The other team is so confused by him walking it takes them a minute to react thats brilliant

I don’t care if this doesn’t fit my blog. This is perfect.

Smooth criminal

Omigosh he got a touchdown from that. That’s just ridiculous(ly awesome).

haikujitsu:

naturalscorpiosub:

itsalongwayup:

captainshaythegreat:

prettylittlesouthernbeauty:

spazzifyouwantto:

thisstoryuntold:

LOL brilliant 

he straight up just WALKED through that shit

this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.

best play ever.

I have to reblog this again. I laughed for like ten mins in class about it.

The other team is so confused by him walking it takes them a minute to react thats brilliant

I don’t care if this doesn’t fit my blog. This is perfect.

Smooth criminal

Omigosh he got a touchdown from that. That’s just ridiculous(ly awesome).

(Source: 4gifs)

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literaryvariation:

werethatgeneration:

We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

This is everything I stand for.

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lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

(Source: kas-a)

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g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay)

3 days ago · 724,060 notes
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bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better 

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floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai)

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idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara)

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vex138:

and stop viewing feminists as man haters!

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English Bulldog puppy at the sea

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