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ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

4 hours ago · 0 notes

I’d quite like to be a different person please okay thanks

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awesomesaurus:

korlahn:

Due to my re-read of The Way of Kings I keep looking at the colour of people’s hair and eyes. If you’ve not read the book, people with light eyes and dark hair are considered nobles (light hair too, but less so), whilst dark eyes of any variety are considered the underclass. 

My hall is full of dark haired, light-eyed people, and I’m just sitting over here with my dark eyes and dark hair being all like ‘please don’t enslave me’

You could be my darkeyed bodyguard anytime ;)

gosh guys, get a room ;)

5 hours ago · 1 note

So I’m nearly 19, and nearly all of my friends around my age are engaged. Christian marriage culture is so flipping weird. It’s totally normal by secular standards for me to be single, but within my church it’s a really weird thing that I’m not already planning my wedding. In this case I’m going to have to hope that secular societal norms are the right ones.

ugh.

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annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

I love this film so much

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demonhunting-timelord-in-221b:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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arielmh:

"We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles. I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.” [x]And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

arielmh:

"We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.

 I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.”
[x]

And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

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crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

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Bit of stuff you may not have known about me, you’re probably not interested but there you go anyway

1.Kissed a girl?
Yep
2.Kissed a boy?
Yes
3.Had sex in public?
No
4.What’s your religion?
Christian
5.What does your URL mean?
Nothing it’s just cute
6.Reason you joined tumblr?
Boredom
7.Do you have any nicknames?
Well my name is Elizabeth so Lizzie or Liz are my nicknames.
8.Do you like bubble bath?
Yes but I don’t have them often
9.Kissed in the rain?
No
10.Dyed your hair?
Yes
11.Soup or salad?
Soup
12.Vegetable or meat?
Both together?
13.Go out drinking?
Occasionally
14.Smoke cigarettes?
No
15.Smoke weed?
No
16.Do any hard drugs?
No
17.Have you had sex today?
No
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
Yep
19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
Is slightly complicated
20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yeah
21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
Many times
22.Tried to commit suicide?
No
23.The last time you felt broken?
2012
24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
Yep
25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
No
26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
Long hair
27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
Hair probably
28.Do you sing in the shower?
Yes
29.Do you dance in the car?
Yep
30.Where were you yesterday?
Trentham gardens
31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
Yes
32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
A while ago
33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Yes?!
34.Is Christmas stressful?
Not really
35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
You shouldn’t ruin pie with fruit
36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Princess, clown, lawyer
37.Do you believe in ghosts?
Err no I don’t think so
38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
I go through phases of getting it aaaaall the time
39.Take a vitamin daily?
No
40.Wear slippers?
Sometimes
41.Wear a bath robe?
On occasion
42.What do you wear to bed?
A t shirt
43.Do you want to get married?
Heck yes
44.Can you curl your tongue?
Yep

Relationship preference:
45.How many relationships have you had?
Unless you count short term high school flings, none
46.How can I win your heart?
Love God, be passionate about something, and make me laugh
47.what makes a great relationship?
Being best friends
48.Shy OR open?
I like a shy type but willing to open up to me
50.Religious OR non-religious?
Definitely Christian
51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
You can be caring without being restrictive, surely?
52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
I’m not sure what this means
53.Piercings OR no piercings?
No preference
54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
I kinda like tattoos but no preference really
55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
Bit of both

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heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

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featherwriter:

This was… probably a bad idea. BUT TOO LATE I’M POSTING IT NO TAKE BACKS. So, lightflame ended up writing some Mistborn lyrics to Let It Go, for Vin as she attacks Cett’s keep with Zane in Well of Ascension. Well, I got carried away and decided to try recording them. I made some edits to the lyrics, so my updated version is here below.

(I tried, but… if your ears bleed by the end, I am sorry.)

Lyrics:

The ash falls light on the city tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
Our kingdom in isolation
And I’m not ready to be queen 

My anger’s building like this burning heat inside
Couldn’t keep it in, Elend knows I tried 

Don’t let Zane in; don’t strike them back
Follow orders, I said I won’t attack
Protect, control, just keep him safe
But he’s not safe

Let it go, let it go
Won’t hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Strike them first, break down the door
I don’t care what they’re going to say
Let the fight burn on
This kingdom’s knife is all I will be  anyway

It’s funny how one Mistborn makes enemies seem small
And restraint that once controlled me can’t get to me at all
It’s time to see what I can do
To test my limits and break through 
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I’m free

Let it go, let it go
I’m one with the mist and sky
Let it go, let it go
You’ll never see me cry
Here I stand, this keep will fall
Let the fight burn on 

A single Steelpush frees me from confining ground
My storm of coins is raging, hazekillers fall all around
And one thought burns within me, this one thought will last
I won’t stand by again, the past is in the past

Let it go, let it go
And I’ll rise like the blood-red dawn
Let it go, let it go
That perfect girl is gone
Here I stand, this will end my way
Let the fight burn on
This kingdom’s knife is all I will be anyway